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seifer1010

Age/Gender: 14, Male

heheh i love cock jokes what about you? and before you even ask no im not gay }:[

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random mama joke

Posted by seifer1010 Jul. 20, 2008 @ 11:31 PM EDT

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turns!"

don't ya just love this stuff XD want more? i don't care im doin it anyway :P

Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook. LOL!!!!

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a bathroom scale it says: To be continued.

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